I am all alone in the office for the entire day. Time to:
A. Crank up some folk music and have ceilidh by myself around the printer.
B. Take off all my clothes and type naked, while listening to 80s pop music.
C. Introduce the Pigeons on the window ledge to the office as new pets.
D. Order a large cake from Patisserie Valerie and eat it off the floor with chopsticks.
E. Paint a poetic and deeply moving mural on the wall of the office showing the emotional journey of a graduate student.
F. Do my actual work.
Obviously I am going to go for option F, but I do fancy taking off my shoes and dancing over to the printer....
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